So, instead of raising your brow . Peeing your pants is always funny, right? What's a cat's favorite dessert? Router: I pee. D DaiSmallcoal Senior Member English (UK) Wales U.K. Feb 9, 2010 #6 41. I said hey, no comments from the pee/nut gallery. It's an old playground joke, when you spell it out it sounds like i see you pee. He had a lot of little hares. Im fortunate to have such a reliable printer when I offer thousands of different designs and color options! What did the Baby Corn say to the Mama Corn? What bird might be a member of the finch family, has a six-foot wingspan, and makes your pee smell funny? Friends are like snowflakes First he gets all of the money and then he pee's on you. There will be more jokes to come. Heard the person who invented the urinals was very young. He Dwayne His Johnson. 115. 25. Pup-eroni pizza! Tweethearts. Because their parents were in a jam. What did the banana say to the dog? What do cats wear to bed? Who survived? Computer chips. What do you call a ghosts true love? What kind of music do mummies listen to? Hes afraid youll spread it! i see you pee Other definitions of ICUP: All of our slang term and phrase definitions are made possible by our wonderful visitors. About two and a half years ago, I had just spent the night at my boyfriend's apartment. PRIME-mates. 161. 102. Urine. What is the name of the fourth child? Spell ICUP is usually a playground joke, told by kids to other kids. 167. 18+ Funny Pictures Of Old People Falling PNG, 32+ Pictures Cute Cartoon Funny Tiktok Profile Pics Pics, Get Writing Prompts Funny Animal Pictures For Kids Pictures, View Funny Jokes For Mom Pics . But when Pee Wee Herman tried to do the opposite, everybody lost their minds? The best part about this list of funny short jokes is that theyre all squeaky clean and great for telling audiences of kids or adults! HDMI. 187. How does a rock pee? This is really rough. 70. What kind of fish loves going to war? Hailing taxis. Runs smaller than usual, Gildan 18500 Icup I See You Pee Gag T Shirt. Never mind, it would go over your head. Because then itd be a foot. Sewn in label when you pee on them, they disappear. If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed. Those who pee in the shower, and those who lie, Do it from the diving board and everyone loses their minds. How does a rabbi make coffee? Theyre too cheesy. Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age Don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place. Where do woodland birds invest their money? 186. "But everyone pees in the pool!" What has three letters and starts with gas? Sneak-ers. When you pee on them they disapear. On its tricera-bottom. This game is for you! After this being mentioned, Jdmokie used Popeetoes as an example in the joke. We dare you not to laugh at these funny jokes. 14. Why did the chicken cross the road? Remember weddings are the numb, 27+ Funny Pictures Of Animals Pictures . They nodded in agreement, that was "The walking dad". 1. Why are elevator jokes the funniest? What did the bathtub say to the toilet? Check out our collection of funny pee jokes! My girlfriend left me because I am insecure. If you pee on them, they go away. 168. Snow. Urine trouble. I really had to pee, but the restroom was closed. 40. Classic fit And then she giggles. (Would you?!) How much did the man sell his dead batteries for? 35. 47. Because it was feeling a little crummy. Because he was sick of being mashed! I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Nevermind she's back, she went to pee. 178. When is an awning like a urine sample? 60. What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce. 198. Mah Pee Froze Funny Cat Image. He goes to the girl's father and says "I want to marry your daughter." The father says "With the money you have you can't even pay for my daughter's toilet paper." The guy say's, "Don't worry, i'm not going to marry a girl who is full of crap." Bathroom Call. To get to the other slide. Why didnt the lamp sink? 152. I need to [relieve/empty] my bladder I need to answer nature's call. 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors) To get to the other Minnie Driver! (poison & night vision; slow & turtle). And to think, this is only the peeginning. 199. I don't understand why som, Get Writing Prompts Funny Animal Pictures For Kids Pictures, 48+ Raster Jokes Pics . An exclamation mark! Which I immediately followed up with, "Yeah it was. Eclipse it. I'm not a fan of some of them losing their iconic colours, esp. After this being mentioned, Jdmokie used Popeetoes as an example in the joke. The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." And it happened. To cover their buttquacks. Mussels. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me.". Where do vampires keep their money? Its time for some tea, fam were going all out on another roll-call, and this time were focusing on the dankness that is Millennial slang. You changed some of the ones that didn't really need changing and theres still some that are too similar imo. A gummy bear. It's not poo it's pee. As a matter of fact I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? Why did the man drink out of the Toilet? What was the first animal in space? A ghoul-friend. 141. What do you call a guy whos really loud? Because they dont know how to break the ice. That hit the spot! If you have any other favorites that we didnt include, be sure to share them with us in the comments below. Shop Pee Joke Underwear & Panties for Men & Women from CafePress. We hope you enjoyed our roundup of funny pee jokes to make you pee your pants! 157. I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. 164. Why did the man cross the road? What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? What do you call a sheep with no legs? What do you call a famous turtle? 181. I could do with peeing I could use a [toilet/restroom/bathroom]. Read reviews, compare customer ratings, see screenshots and learn more about Pee It Right!. Sewn in label I would like to sincerely thank you for posting this joke. 175. ", She rolled her eyes and told me that one was a real stretch. Urine Luck! To get to the other pee! Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, And I gave him a glass of water and my urine sample. 131. 150. Why did Robin Williams cross the road? Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? Color: Black, Cardinal Red, Forest Green, Gold, Navy, Royal, Sport Grey, White. ICUP is one of the few Jdmokie memes that is actually mainstream, the other being Proto. 1. You didn't know I was passing gas because it doesn't . But when Pee Wee Herman tried to do the opposite, everybody lost their minds? I dont snore or steal covers. . 15. 92. Who eats snails? If you pee on them they will disappear. These are the kind of people that pee in swimming pools. 2. I'd like to see a similar list in French. 147. 143. 158. I was trying to teach my bird to say peanut today. Later on Friday, when it was time for them to head for bed. (My husband texted this to me this morning. Because it was too heavy to carry. 12 / 102. It was below C level. Me: Spell Icup. When Jd would respond saying that he was capping (slang for lying or joking) Pop would reply by saying that the definition of capping was drinking something out of a bottle cap, and saying that Jd was capping their pee. They come out at night. Have fun with different levels! Icup jokes that are not only about icu but actually working deadwood puns like apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink and. -How does a vampire take a piss? Giraffe fever is swee, 33+ Jokes About Tacos Pics . As she was getting ready to go to our InstaCare to get a test done, she commented that she wasn't sure if she would be able to make the drive over without having to pee. What did the ghost call his Mum and Dad? 93. I dont know why but my girlfriend gets so furious when I pee in the shower. 21. Show Answer. Sundae school. From my 8 year old son Why dont oysters share? Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand? urine luck. Heres a list of the oddest or []. 160. It's an old playground joke, when you spell it out it sounds like i see you pee. What did the snowman ask the other snowman? 169. 85. They found him dead in his Tee Pee. What do you call a tired bull? Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal. 105. The second telephone. Loose fit "I suggest to you, late or not late, the moment you have discovered that the mission of someone is to pee on your dreams, keep him away or keep away from him." Israelmore Ayivor, Leaders' Frontpage: Leadership Insights from 21 Martin Luther King Jr. How do you make a lemon drop? Use big words. Do you smell carrots?. Copyright 2016 Slang.org. Because she was stuffed. Now, if one of us forgets and leaves the door open, the other jokingly shouts, "Relatives!". Icup jokes that are not only about icu but actually working deadwood puns like apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink and. Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later. How does a scientist freshen her breath? Which side of a cow is the hairiest? Roll them right back. What did the clock ask the watch? (at this point she is still pretty ticked off). Gentlemen- what's a shortcut to not piss on the seat? Peeing has never been this much fun. Guys, you're going to want to sit down for this (literally). What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else? He drowned in his tee pee. He Dwaynes his Johnson, Father looks out the window on a snowy evening. What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? What did one little boy say to another who wanted to join the pee-pee club? Urine trouble! Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. What do you call a fish without an eye? Why cant you trust zookeepers? Why wont peanut butter tell you a secret? And then you keep going and it gets continuously darker and darker. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. A Sparrow-Goose. 179. Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd (142 g/m)) 4. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Pop. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldnt walk for nearly a year. 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